Some weekend humor .....



Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld


Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. Jerry Seinfeld

Have a blessed and wonderful weekend !!!
 
Live      Love      Laugh
 









Popular posts from this blog

Today's word

Trusting God – Do you have faith –? What is faith – faith gives substance to the things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. So how is ones faith tested –? When the going gets tough do we abandon our God – do we jump ship because we are “going through”  The answer is NO ,  as Christians we must keep the faith – even when it does not look good or feel good – you have to know its working for the good – you must learn the lesson – the season of testing – your harvest season is over – it’s time for reaping your reward – you stood the good fight - they lied on you, they cheated on you, they ignored you, your finances fell so below it’s a wonder you are still standing-  and yet through it all you kept harvesting and trusting – storing up on his word and planting good seeds. The bible says : Ecclesiastes 3:1-22   - For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to pl...
Read more
"That prayer request is going to turn into a praise report.  God has heard your cry. Your answer is getting ready to  show up!"   Today's inspiration is curtosey of Empowering Everyday Women newsletter@eewmagazine.com
Read more