Funny Qutoes

Here are some quotes to help get you through your day, remember its okay to smile. Dont be afraid to laugh. .......

“How is it that I can start the day as Mary Poppins, only to end the day as Cruella Deville?” ~ Mom’s the Word: Remixed (stage play)

“If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says “keep away from children.” ~ Susan Savannah

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.” ~ Bill Cosby

“If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, you’re the grandma.” ~ Theresa Bloomingdale


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